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Patch Notes 3.2.0
- Classes -
Death Knights
Leveling 55-80 was a little harsh, so all new DK's will start at level 79.
Can now wear new armor called Super-Plate.
Obliterate has been changed to do exactly as it says: obliterate.
Warriors
New talent: Octopus Grip. You can now equip 11 two-handed weapons and increases crit by 475%
Priests
All AOE heals also heal enemies (LIKE THEY SHOULD IN REAL LIFE).
Warlocks
Class deleted, they all turned into demons. Players will get compensated with free tickets to see how Mike's Hard Lemonade gets made. Tickets and airfare not included.
Mages
Nuthin. Oh, except that one new spell that is sooooo shiny and sooo flashy the server crashes (not a glitch).
Paladins
Forbearance will now last 37days and will be triggered upon movement or attacking.
Forbearance deletes your account permanently and sends a mild electric jolt from your computer to your pants.
Hunters
Can now tame inanimate objects.
Druid
You asked for it... 'God Form' is now added. However, it sucks.
Shamans
Since DK's can proc a death rune, you can now proc 'Death Totem'. When this occurs, your raid dies instantly (we're working to fix this [actually, no were not. But whatever]).
Rogues
Stealth removed.
Attacks removed.
All beneficial things in your spellbook have been removed (except Sprint).
Your only role in a raid now is to run circles around everything (literally).
- Professions -
All professions have been accidently forgotten by all players. Sorry.
Your profession skills are at -9000, meaning there is no way to level them up.
Tough.
- NPC's update -
All pre-BC raids have all mobs already killed. Simply loot.
Hogger has been renamed to Ghostcrawler for comic relief.
- Quests -
New quest in Icecrown. It involves the character parachuting from the moon to recover an enchanted chastity belt on top of Icecrown citadel. Then the character must kill a giant skeleton with sexy results. ^.~
All Dailys are now renamed Weekly’s. However, you can still do them every day. This is just for confusion.
- Bug fixes -
Fixed a bug where hunters reported having a pet.
Fixed a bug where ........ Ah, just kidding… we added MORE bugs. Enjoy the lag and awkward moments.
- Classes -
Death Knights
Leveling 55-80 was a little harsh, so all new DK's will start at level 79.
Can now wear new armor called Super-Plate.
Obliterate has been changed to do exactly as it says: obliterate.
Warriors
New talent: Octopus Grip. You can now equip 11 two-handed weapons and increases crit by 475%
Priests
All AOE heals also heal enemies (LIKE THEY SHOULD IN REAL LIFE).
Warlocks
Class deleted, they all turned into demons. Players will get compensated with free tickets to see how Mike's Hard Lemonade gets made. Tickets and airfare not included.
Mages
Nuthin. Oh, except that one new spell that is sooooo shiny and sooo flashy the server crashes (not a glitch).
Paladins
Forbearance will now last 37days and will be triggered upon movement or attacking.
Forbearance deletes your account permanently and sends a mild electric jolt from your computer to your pants.
Hunters
Can now tame inanimate objects.
Druid
You asked for it... 'God Form' is now added. However, it sucks.
Shamans
Since DK's can proc a death rune, you can now proc 'Death Totem'. When this occurs, your raid dies instantly (we're working to fix this [actually, no were not. But whatever]).
Rogues
Stealth removed.
Attacks removed.
All beneficial things in your spellbook have been removed (except Sprint).
Your only role in a raid now is to run circles around everything (literally).
- Professions -
All professions have been accidently forgotten by all players. Sorry.
Your profession skills are at -9000, meaning there is no way to level them up.
Tough.
- NPC's update -
All pre-BC raids have all mobs already killed. Simply loot.
Hogger has been renamed to Ghostcrawler for comic relief.
- Quests -
New quest in Icecrown. It involves the character parachuting from the moon to recover an enchanted chastity belt on top of Icecrown citadel. Then the character must kill a giant skeleton with sexy results. ^.~
All Dailys are now renamed Weekly’s. However, you can still do them every day. This is just for confusion.
- Bug fixes -
Fixed a bug where hunters reported having a pet.
Fixed a bug where ........ Ah, just kidding… we added MORE bugs. Enjoy the lag and awkward moments.
